4.15.2006

More impressive spam

I suspect that maybe the authors of my porn spam have been brushing up on their vocabularies. Maybe they are reading the Reader's Digest Word Power column? Or maybe they are even taking classes at their local community colleges? Either way, I wish them luck because a good vocabulary is a first step towards getting a job that does not place you on a rank below bacteria. (I almost used a certain common derogatory phrase, but then didn't because I read an article about how it's a much more offensive word than I thought).

Anyway, here is a brief list of vocabulary words, culled only from the porn I deleted this morning:

Adept
Aesthetic
Alluring
Beauteous
Exuberant
Goluptious
Picturesque
Pulchritudinous (Yes, again. It's becoming quite the favorite among porn spam writers.)

Impressive, no?

2 comments:

Felix said...

(1) Has B. used "goluptious" in Scrabble yet?

(2) Actually, the etymology of "scumbag" seems very appropriate for pornspammers, all things considered.

Steph said...

(1) I'm sure he would, if only we could figure out where we packed the scrabble board

(2) Good point.