2.26.2006

Neurosis

A partial list of things my 85-lb dog, Monster, is deathly afraid of:

Ironing boards
Vacuum cleaners
Pool noodles
Loud doors
Cardboard boxes
Dishwashers
Ladders
Hot tubs
Men on unicycles
Water bottles
Garbage bags
Garages
Groomers
My MIL's shitzus
Manhole covers
Cars
Scissors
Hair brushes
The swans at Town Lake

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