Have some funny

This is very possibly the funniest thing I have read in months. Just don't read it at work, because then you will make snorting noises while you try not to laugh out loud, and then your boss will become concerned and ask if you're ok, and that will make you have to go around the corner to laugh some more, and then the payroll ladies will see you and think you're crazy. Yup.

Here is my favorite:

How about Lou? When I was in England, I heard that name and it seemed to have a little tinkle to it. Randy is good too.

You weren't listening QUITE hard enough in England, were you?