J, you're going to love this

Someone I work with came over a few minutes ago with a suspicious smile and a piece of chocolate and said, "here, try this."

Being the trusting, unsuspicious person that I am, I took a big bite. "Wow, this is good," I exclaimed. "What is it?"

Bacon. Chocolate.

Together.

Delicious.

I think she was disappointed in my reaction.