Granny, don't read this one

I was going to post lots of stupid pictures that I took with my new camera, but Blogger is not cooperating. So instead, I will share what is possibly the funniest quote I have come across in a long time from the only celebrity-related website I patronize: Go Fug Yourself

this is in reference to Marilyn Manson's new girlfriend.

"took a twiddle on the skin-flute of Satan's high priest of contact lenses"