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An 80 year old woman from Kansas was being interviewed about the tornado that totaled her house while she was inside. She told a horribly scary story about trying to get to the bathroom, and opening her bedroom door just as the roof blew off, and hiding under a rocking chair while sheet rock rained down on her. After the storm, some neighbors rescued her from the debris. The interviewer mentioned that she sounded very calm telling the story. The woman replied that she had prayed during the entire ordeal and had promised God that if he would just spare her life, she wouldn't be a whiner.

I like that. Start small.