5.01.2007
WTF?
It's getting downright dangerous around here. Last week, some dude put a bomb in front of a South Austin women's clinic, and now yesterday, a South Austin woman finds a pipe bomb in front of her house. Notice that both incidents happened in South Austin? That's because North Austin is a sprawling metropolis that aspires to be a Houston suburb. South Austin is where all the crazies live, myself included. There is a bumper sticker that I see around here a lot -South Austin: We're All Here Because We're Not All There! (I would get one if I could find one.) Anyway, if any of you are planning to come visit us anytime soon, you might want to bring your body armor.
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Shh! You'll scare Fiend!
Actually, the AAS article says that the bombing suspect had moved from south to north Austin a few weeks ago. Which, I suppose, doesn't detract from the essential craziness of your side of town.
Felix
Fiend can't be scared off by a little old pipe bomb, can she?! Come on, this is Texas! We have gunfights on the street everyday at high noon! It's a tourist attraction!
We're very proud of our eccentrics, but if the bomb-toting ones want to move up North, I guess I'm okay with that.
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