A bag of plenty

5 things I'm not sure why are in my purse:

1. A plastic fork, unused (at least, I hope)
2. A TV-B-Gone - btw, remind me to tell the story of how B and I were going to convince his mom that one of her Shitzus had mysterious powers...
3. 9 pens (of which only three are black, red, or blue), and 19 mechanical pencils
4. Proof of my SCUBA certification (just in case I need to make an emergency dive, you know)
5. A small, plastic, cowboy-singer figurine that kind of looks like Stevie Ray Vaughan from the back